Get you a glow up like cauliflower got itself


You know those jokes you read on the Internet that you know are jokes but they’re also like, DEAD on in terms of social poignancy? The following is one of those jokes:

@Danez_Smif has a point, you know?

Because when you were a kid, was ANYBODY reaching for the raw cauliflower on a veggie plate? NO. You wouln’t touch that vegetable even if it were dipped in Ranch.

And now look at it: with 12 grams of fiber, 11 grams of protein, and 1.8 mg of potassium, who wouldn’t want cauliflower in their daily diet? On today’s Fangirl Corner, we’re gushing over the various incarnations of cauliflower, because is there anything it can’t do?

Cauliflower as Pizza

That’s right. PIZZA. Click on the link above to get a recipe and turn this ashy Cinderella into a beautiful pizza princess.

Cauliflower as Mac & Cheese

Don’t believe us? Just look at the picture. There are no lies on the Internet.*

*there are lies on the Internet but this is not one of them.

Cauliflower as Rice

You heard it here first, folks. No longer does rice solely come from paddies – it comes from cauliflower too.

Cauliflower as Crisps

If you can dream it, cauliflower will make it happen for you.


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