We introverts just want to sit inside and read or watch Netflix while crushing on handsome strangers from afar. It’s comforting to know that people on the internet understand! Here are ten hilarious tweet that every introvert will see and go, “yeah, same.”
Plans are always, always subject to cancellation…oops.
Sometimes, even Netflix’s questions are too intrusive…
How tf are you supposed to date when you work an 8-5 bitch i am TIRED and UGLY after work i dont wanna get drinks and force conversation for an hour and a half and on the weekends i have shit to do to get ready for the workweek. being an adult is an absolute scam i have zero hoes— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) January 10, 2020
To quote Chidi Anagonye, “my soulmate will be…books!”
coffeeshops in hip neighborhoods love to not have wifi and put up a sign that says some shit like "talk to each other. pretend it's 1992."— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) January 4, 2020
honey I wasn't alive in 1992 and I don't know how to have conversation. baby wants screen time.
Couldn’t have said it better. Baby wants screen time!
just squeeeeeeeeeeeeezing in 2-3 hours of uninterrupted staring at my phone before bed. might even google a recipe I have no intention of making—who cares? it’s “me” time.— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) December 10, 2019
It’s me time!! Me and my phone time.
If it’s under 60 degrees, we’re not going.
Group work? The worst.
Genius. Not having to talk to someone and getting them to clean!? Our dream.
Happens more often than you would think!