Listen when they were getting flirty in the armory – their version of flirty being “Gendry slamming axes around, which turns Arya on, and Arya throwing daggers, which turns Gendry on” – I had my hopes. The ship that I thought was just a dream started looking like a reality.
Still didn’t expect Arya to ask Gendry to sleep with her just in case she dies during the battle. Did not really see that coming. Hard to see Arya as a sexual being because in my mind she’s still, like, 10.
I mean, I’m in full support of her pursuing her sexuality with another consenting adult, and I adore this ship so I’m VERY HAPPY, I just also still can’t think about it too closely because she’s my tiniest daughter.
Missandei and Grey Worm also had a couple of good scenes. That both warms my heart because I want them always, and also makes me nervous. In a show like Game of Thrones, being reminded of a relationship and having them make plans for the future – especially really beautiful plans, like Grey Worm taking Missandei home to the land she was stolen from – right before a big battle doesn’t bode well for everyone’s survival.
(Boyfriend: What if Grey Worm lives and Missandei dies and he goes to the beaches in her memory –
Me: PLEASE SHUT UP.)
(But also really! Grey Worm is going to be in the battle, so he’s the obvious choice to die, but the show also called the crypts “the safest place to be” about ten million times. I somehow suspect they will not actually be the safest place to be.)