Now, what about Alison, the missing one?
- Her last name is DiLaurentis because not only is this a Charmed sequel, it’s also a Food Network scandal.
- She is beyond-Regina-George levels of mean. Flashbacks show her doing things like asking Hanna if she’s sure she wants to eat that cookie, and threatening to tell Spencer’s sister about Spencer kissing her boyfriend, just, like, for kicks.
- She was involved in The Jenna Thing. We don’t know what the Jenna thing is yet, just that Alison was heavily involved.
- I’m not wildly sad she’s gone tbh.
- I had to be responsible and Google it and I learned that it’s Alison DiLaurentis and Giada De Laurentiis and my conspiracy theory is ruined. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s still a Charmed thing
- The girls all think she’s A because A knows things only Alison knew,
- but she’s not, because, well, guess what was under the gazebo in Alison’s old backyard?
The pilot ends with Alison’s funeral, where all of these girls gather together to mourn her and also be very confused about who’s sending these texts if not Alison.
Fitz is there, too, because he insists on still existing. He smolders at Aria at her friend’s funeral. A man in PLL, trash, etc. Jenna of The Jenna Thing also shows up at the funeral, which everyone reacts to dramatically, and she’s blind.
It’s 2010 and there are flip phones everywhere. Flip phones, and simultaneous out-loud reading of a text from your dead friend.
Aria’s eyebrow cannot be tamed.
I’m going to love this show.