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Ten Hilarious Tweets for Introverts

We introverts just want to sit inside and read or watch Netflix while crushing on handsome strangers from afar. It’s comforting to know that people on the internet understand! Here are ten hilarious tweet that every introvert will see and go, “yeah, same.”

When you make next morning brunch plans when you’re hammered and then actually follow through with them pic.twitter.com/dWu31q0CQe
— Ry (@Mr__Tweeets) October 20, 2019

Plans are always, always subject to cancellation…oops.

netflix: are you still watching

me: no but i cannot be left alone with my thoughts
— conscious robot (@robots_feel) January 17, 2020

Sometimes, even Netflix’s questions are too intrusive…

How tf are you supposed to date when you work an 8-5 bitch i am TIRED and UGLY after work i dont wanna get drinks and force conversation for an hour and a half and on the weekends i have shit to do to get ready for the workweek. being an adult is an absolute scam i have zero hoes
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) January 10, 2020

To quote Chidi Anagonye, “my soulmate will be…books!”

coffeeshops in hip neighborhoods love to not have wifi and put up a sign that says some shit like "talk to each other. pretend it's 1992."

honey I wasn't alive in 1992 and I don't know how to have conversation. baby wants screen time.
— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) January 4, 2020

Couldn’t have said it better. Baby wants screen time!

just squeeeeeeeeeeeeezing in 2-3 hours of uninterrupted staring at my phone before bed. might even google a recipe I have no intention of making—who cares? it’s “me” time.
— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) December 10, 2019

It’s me time!! Me and my phone time.

This is not friendship weather. Stop inviting me to places
— Inkosi (@Toyjohs) November 17, 2019

If it’s under 60 degrees, we’re not going.

my therapist: you’re afraid to be an imposition

me, putting an empty coffee cup in my bag instead of asking for a trash can: me?
— vat o’ snokes (@sinisteragents) November 5, 2019

Guilty.

"discuss your ideas with the person next to you"

me: pic.twitter.com/4alS8oN9pB
— . (@xoblinding) October 19, 2019

Group work? The worst.

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roomate and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment
— Austin Locke (@austinlockedup) September 29, 2019

Genius. Not having to talk to someone and getting them to clean!? Our dream.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm single and then I remember the time I called out "hey bud" to my date because I forgot his name
— Gretchen 🌻 (@gretchen_smail) January 28, 2020

Happens more often than you would think!