For those of you who are unaware, or who have thin skin and cannot watch this show, Veep is back tonight, and hopefully better than ever in its final season.
It’s the end of an era, really. Some of the most eloquently soul-crushing insults ever written are in this show. If you thought you knew what mean was, watch this show, and then reevaluate the absurdities of the names you’ve been called in the past. They’re nothing.
So in honor of our favorite fictional lady president, here are the top insults ever spoken on Veep.
WARNING: there is very strong language in these clips and they’re like, super mean.
The Jonad Files
“The witnesses claim that they held their former colleague in high regard, and I am attempting to prove otherwise.”
“Okay, sure, yeah you can proceed.”
Uncle Jeff
“Wishes belong in the bottom of a well with unwanted girl children.”
Selina vs. Colorado
“I am going to have the IRS crawl so far up your husband’s colon, he’s going to wish the only thing they find is more cancer.”
